Saturday, February 24

todae go meet the weiyi go SCS fer the photography thing derh
budden mr lee sae teh thing will end at 5pm,
den i don wanna go liao
so late can
so lame summore
if it wasnt fer weiyi, i doubt i would be going at all in the first place
=P
so we went BUGIS
wth,
yes, again
fer duno wad reason
*fer fun joy and laughter*

den went to go eat PASTAMANIA
DOUBLE HAPPINESS promotion


our drinks and chocolate 'LAO SHU'


drinks; dessert; fork and spoon


weiyi's left over meatball; my leftover pasta sause wif super alot of cheese


my pasta sause + cai cai + cheese + chili flakes + pepper + salt


weiyi's meatball + cai cai + cheese + chili flakes + pepper + salt


so gross~
haha

den after dat went to bugis street shop ler jiu went dwn JEC
see 4pm's speedskate

Friday, February 16

went fer the darn counselling todae

wth
the mrs wang jus came in like nobodi's business
came dwn and took a sit and den after dat tok tok tok tok tok to me larh
no no, should i say crap wif me

yays!
on the 14th of may, i'm finishing my counselling!
hahas
there's still 88 daes more til the dae i'm free!
weeeees~!

mind u, it's 88 more daes!
wakakas

shall nt stay out late again ler.
hahas..

all i haf to do nw is to stick to my curfew tyme and nt to stay overnite
*rolllssss eyeees*
luckily it's nt a requirement to maintain a gud relationship wif both of my parents
hahas.

my dad's still fine
or at least so far larh
but teh woman is like so over-board

i'm so nice todae
staying over at victoria's house
din even go out can
hahas
use com; eat; flip through mag
dat's all i did todae

my mood todae's still quite fine bahs
so they betta don spoil my mood when i reach hme
hahas
anws, i'm going hme
nw still on the phone wif jeremy's fwen, astro boy aka justin aka tintin aka no-prata-name
HAHAS
omg, he's so crappy can
lalalalas~
nw toking to jeremy, my laogong!
wahahas.
i'm nw known as a offical member of their ASTRO BOY GANG
A.B.G

yes, i noe it's lame but i jus dunoo why i'm part of them
my ID is jojo
erm.... dat's like so so so so how mani ten thousand million yrs ago derh nickname ler
wahahs

meeting my laogong tmr!
fer his most wanted chicken rice
teehehes
waiting fer so long ler ar he..
yeas

it's CNY's eve tmr!
wahahas
cannot wait til it's over sia.
den can get my phone back ler
(=
hehes

it's either my dad's gonna return it to me
or i'm so gonna get it myself larh
K800i
here i cum ler!
wahahahahahahahahahas

Thursday, February 15


one last pic w/o choy
=(



zi lian-ing in teh toilet


trying far too hard to fake a smile

it's VALENTINE'S DAY but yet haf to send weijun aka NOOBSTER-ASSHOLE to the airport at terminal 1
hopes he rmbs my jersey and wallet
wakakas


=)
and choy rmbs my PINK and BLACK markers

aww man
all bcos nicky came
my laogong JEREMY cant came over
cos the car too cramp liao
the asshole brought too much stuff ler
kns

my poor laogong haf to walk all the way frm his sch to ISTANA; den PS busstop; den PARKMALL
and the stupid ryan din wanna go pick him up
wtf
bo bian haf to msg him we nt picking him up ler
omg, he sounded so fierce can
liews~!

nw i owe him FAR EAST chicken rice
kuay pung
stupid him!
hahas
he said KUAY RICE

wth.
-_____________-"

was so hungry can
through out the whole day onli ate SUBWAY
hahas
HAM SANDWHICH
nt bad though
shall wait paitently until weijun cums back den go eat BACON SUBWAY SANDWHICH, watch EPIC movie
hahas
i can alreadi hear him saying "steady steady" ler
=P


awww..
misses him so
and choy too
and of cos, most importantly, my jersey; wallet; markers
=P
dat's fer pangseh-ing us fer 8 days larh






meanies!
*curses*

Wednesday, February 14



the card i made fer LAOPO; Victoria dis morning
hahas


the card victoria made fer me!
hahas
so cute~!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
mwarks


weijun flying off todae ltr at nite
omg, i'm nt at least she bu de him can
oh oh oh, okie larh.
i admit, abit?
cos w/o him around i doubt i'll be hanging out wif those craps
cos i'm neither close wif ryan nor johnathan can

hahas

gonna wait fer him to cum back den got pressie ler
haha.
den can watch our EPIC movie and go eat SUBWAY!
woot~!
hahas.

hao qi dao ah..
hehes

gonna go bathe ler, going dwn MDIS office again
cos laopo wanna submit her application form + her 52 bucks
hahas

ciaos~
gotta be ready by 12.30
if nt her daddy sure bound to gan her derh
hahas

i can smell my brownies ler!
wolalas~!
Valentine's Day!

<33 everione

<3 Laopo; Yeo Mei Zhuang Victoria


i nw offically delcare dat me; Tan Xin Yi, Josephine, is nw married to Yeo Mei Zhuang, Victoria







went dwn to meet weijun, johnathan and ah-choy at lakeside MRT there
den went to sum wu-lu park to play
hahasi swear i'll lover her to death
hahas
muacks laopo.
<3

fun sia..


on the see-saw


mwarks.
my precious laopo -> Yeo Mei Zhuang Victoria
hearts her
we're married =)


the picture frm FHM
hahas..
we're at the Lakeside CHEERS
i din flip the page totally larh
den i tot it was *er-hem*
totally fuck look like can.
hahas.
we were laughing the shyt out our asses
victoria saes it looks like CAO GE
wahahas

Tuesday, February 13

tmr's VALENTINE'S DAY ler

so sad sia~
single's VALENTINE'S DAY

no dobut abt it
dis year, would be an ultra super fun dae
cos there's would be weijun, ah-choy, jeremy aka my laogong, ryan, victoria and me!
hahas

gosh~
cant wait fer tmr to cum
haha
den muz qi dai 23rd to cum
=P

cos onli den i cant get my valentine's present
wakakas

if weijun's gonna cum back wif onli vic's present, he's ass is so gonna roll on the floor ar Changi Airport
SMACK THAT noobass, princenoobz

yays!
gonna see jeremy tmr ler!
wahahas.
my laogong

stupid asshole suppose to meet us todae at JP derh
budden in the end din cum
oso dunno why until i saw HER at the toilet
wtf
sighs
the Yi Ba Huo at JP oso
no wonder, jeremy din wanna go can
so L-A-M-E

wei ler hide frm her, jeremy go change sch can
frm BBSS to CHEC
hahas
how montrous and scary she can be sia
KONG BU KONG BU!!
argh~!

Yi Ba Huo Monster!

shyt, another prob
kuci laogong nobodi pei tmr
sighs
oso duno whether gonna haf tyme to pei him go out or nt leii
my programmes are all fully booked can
omg

morning:
- haf breakfast of bacon, sausages and eggs
- enter JAE online application
- wait fer weijun to cum
- tke vic's mom's car go MDIS office hand in application form + $52.50

afternoon til nite:
- go duno where to rot wif weijun
- den tink go tke their loads ler jiu head dwn airport bahs

Monday, February 12

went dwn to SHATEC and MDIS todae

yays!
saw jiawei and brazil todae
wahahas
missed them so much can
especially brazil
he's so so so so so cute can

haha
went to eat SUBWAY wif weijun, ah-choy and vic
my favourite italian B.M.T wif my super-duber extra lovey Double choc cookie!!
wakakas
simply love them so so much

italian B.M.T, pamesan bread, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cucumber, pickles, 'HORNY BASTARD' and mayo

and stupid me, i forgot my sweet onion sauce
argh!
no wonder i wasnt dat satisfied larhs

nvm,,
shall eat it nxt week again!
or rather i should say, on fri
cos it's Cold Cute Trio!
victoria's fav!
wahahas

saw jeremy sia
cos of his unmistakable hand socky thingy
(=
he added hair extension sia
omg
so cute, but yet so fucking fake can
haha
he and his dyed extended cue-mo hair
hahas

pei him go shopping fer his clothes ler jiu went hme liao
wadeva, out of nowhere, jeremy's my laogong!
(=
my laogong is younger den me by 2 yrs
VERI SUPER NICE

me, weijun and victoria got hooked onto mr bala's way of speaking ler
u noe, the typical Tamil accent
yes, vic super like my way of 'Opps, i did it again'
=P

Friday, February 9

todae tke results

fucking hell!

flunk like shyt

thnks so much who-eva-u-are
u noe who u are can
asshole


flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk

flunk!


after tke result jiu went to rink
blow air-con lorh
cos too hot ler marh
walk frm sch to JEC leii
wad do u expect?
so long tyme nvr go sch ler

saw kelvin koh at the rink
yes, keat came later
jus as expected, Mr KK started his nonsense
i hereby mention again
I DO NOT LIKE/FANCY/LOVE/AI MR KEAT

weijun, ah-choy and johnathan came!
hahas
todae's SCH UNIFORM theme
wahahas

we totally look so nt like students can
the TOH WEI JUN so ah-beng
wif his stupid bleached ang-moh hair
wahahahs

victoria's popo tot weijun was my bf can
-____________-"
she even tot dat weijun was an angmoh!
omg
*faints*
if onli..............

rotted at JEC library
stupid weijun got 21pnts(w/o CCA is 25pnts)
i got 26pnt
wth
don yaya-papaya okie?!
mine din include CCA okies?
wahahas

our standard nt veri far apart larh
sama-sama

the security guard asked me to spray my hair black before going to the hall
bo bian
spray lorh
wad budget hair spray he gave me sia
after washing at the library's toilet
so hard and stiff
can spike summore
look:


victoria called it the CHICKEN hair style

went out to ton
cos i din wanna go hme wif those fucking results
ryan drive his car dwn
lols
go meet nicky, xiaqi and xioqi's gf
two cars

woo`
went to geylang eat dou jiang you tiao, den OCH, airport see planes tke off jiu went back to victoria's house ton
hahas

ryan and xiaqi keep "drifting" can
so stupid but veri fun
hahas

me, weijun and victoria sat at the window, out of the car
super super windy larh
hahas
hair messy sia

overall, super fun dae
would be fun-er w/o xiaqi's gf
stupid fucking big eyes
keep staring wad stupid shyt out of me and victoria
wth
*rolling eyes*

u're nt the onli one who noes how to do dat kays?!
went KBoxing wif ryan, weijun and vic ytd
den went dwn to town slack
hahas

bought our tutus aka neh-tu
LOL

WE'RE THE TUTU TONG!
hahas
dat's wad weijun said

victoria met lixin;
ryan, ah-choy, weijun and me ate mac jiu left Taka ler cos closing liao
hahas

wen outside there tke photos wif our tutus!


choy ; ryan ; weijun


vic ; ryan ; me


pink ; purple ; pink ; purple



tutu vic ; tutu jose ; tutu ice ; tutu noob ; tutu choy


weijun E.B ler!


cutie weujun and ryan 143 on the wae hme


todae god, goddess, guan ying ma, ma zu, anione, everione muz wei wo qi dao
bless me
i'm gonna die soon
OMFG
results cuming out todae
shyt shyt shyt!
urgh!
wo yao fong ler!

Tuesday, February 6

went vic's house ytd
den went dwn to JP play arcade wif weijun

weijun's so cute sia
i love his hair!
wahahas

his DDR was like "wow"
his PPP was "wow wow"
his Daytona was "i tot u said u din noe how to drive?"
his RF was *eyes popping out* (he could even concentrate and play while toking on the phone wif ryan, wth?)

but i still won him in the HYPER thingy thing
u noe, the game dat allows three players, each player wif a red, green, blue button?
yes yes, dat game
victoria was the first to be eliminated, even after weijun spared her one more extra credit
-.-"
den left me, weijun and the stuipd dumbass computer to battle ler
hahahs
i'm so pro!
wif onli one credit, i won the both of them!
hahas
call me the pro!
=P

they wanted to go to clarke quay to slack round derh
but weijun said they would be onli going hme at around 12
-___________-"
it's nt as though i cant larh
but, i don wan to.
muz pretend to be guai marh, den can tke money the nxt dae
muahahahs

so met up wif nelson and jiawei
pei them go POSB withdraw money, den went to Coffee Bean there study
-.-
their test is jus the nxt dae
there they are crampping everithing in
i mean, jiawei was crammping everithing in
yea, mayb i should go join them at SHACTEC too
hahas
i was actually suppose to monitor them while they're studying
but i ended up helping jiawei wif his adverbs and verbs english hmewrk,(it was due eons ago.) and nelson wif his comprehension wrksht abt handphones
-.-"
wth
the first qn was a discussion qn
"discuss the following qns in pairs:
-do u own a mobile phone? how long haf u own it?"

after reading the first qn, i was quite turned off can
so helped jiawei out wif his adverbs and verbs lorh
hahas
suprisingly jiawei's handwriting was so neat and nice can
jus the type of handwriting i've been yearning to haf since young
and there he is keep complaining dat his handwriting was ugly
*smacks*
hmmm, wan pple to compliment his handwriting eh?
hahas
=P

their test todae is to prepare sumthing bah
i forgot wad
all i can rmb was the Hollandise Sauce
nid to whisk the egg white until foamy form, den add dis add dat, add white wine, lastly add salt to taste
hahas
i can rmb so much by jus taking one glance at their notes onli can
super ji yi li marhs
if nt i would i haf memorise the stupid Swensen's product knowledge notes
=P

8.45 went out to smoke ler jiu went up to the cinema ler
9pm sharp we're sitted
haha
me ; jiawei ; nelson
dat's how we're sitted
watch Blood Diamonds
sum parts were quite boring larh
but sum parts quite funnie
hahas

Blood Diamond suppose to be a serious movie rt?
but the three of us were laughing can
hahas
all bcos of the stupid jiawei larhs
do duno wad stupid actions
make me and nelson laugh so hard
hahas

after movie jiu went hme
no more last train fer jiawei ler!
lols.
the movie was quite long marh
2.5hrs
hahas
bo bian, the asshole had to tke 187 all the wae until Woodlands
hahas

i reached hme b4 midnite
fast eh?
hahas
i so gud, yi reach hme faster chiong go bathe ler jiu call jiawei
(=
when i called him, he was onli at batok can
super slow larhs
plus, he said the asshole dirver drived so slowly and was practically turning into all the busstops 'though nobdi was there
the worse part was nt dat he turned in, he oso opened the door can

J: lanjiao, the dirver turn fer wad? oso nobodi
ME: u ask him get dwn den u drive larh, hahas
J: cb, stilll open the door kum lanjiao?!
ME: hahas, he can see things dat u don see lorh
J: !!!! u go hong gan larh
Me: lmao


pei jiawei tok utnil 1.45 den go slp ler
hahas
den haf to wke him up at 7
-.-"

oops.
sorriex
wished u could cum over too
but the woman nt working, i oso bo bian
hahas
sorriex jiawei, sorriex
u should haf told he earlier
but too bad.. it's all too late
=P

Sunday, February 4

went to sentosa todae
ben lai the stupid asshole jiawei suppose to meet me 9 at harbour front derh
but in the end, the asshole din wake up can
since alreadi woke up ler jiu go there first lorh

suntanning fer awhile ler jiu went to Palawan Beach find the others
xiaoxiao, uncle neo, daniel, mango, kelvin, akira, jackson, joewe, shawn, jacqueline, weiyi, huiyi, meiyan, me and yy
these are the people who are there bah

shawn left VERI soon after i reached can
hmmmms, was is on purpose?
wadevas

din tann much larh
cos Palawan no sun derh!
at least Siloso nt so bad, ou er still got sum sun to tann

stupid jackson and joewe
drag me into the sea den dump me there
asshole ASSHOLE!
my right knee bleed

yea yea yea, wad menses?
they don kaiire
>.<"

go bathe ler jiu went den took the Sentosa Express back to vivo
there, we went seperate ways
me, yy went back to je fer dinner
weiyi, jacqueline went to harbour front fer Mac(boring!)
while the rest went to pasir panjang there eat seafood
oh well, pair panjang holds loads of memories fer me
sighs sighs!

anw, it was another fun and tired dae
shagging through dis week
*sighs*
been so tired since knowing jiawei those guys
hahas
but it's all worth it
=)
i simply love them
they are the best!
*muacks*
wahahahas,
todae went to sentosa
loads of pple went sia.

WEYI; YANYI; JACQUELINE; XIAOXIAO; JOYCE; MEIYAN; SUKII; HAZEL;JEFFREY; CHENGYANG; ZHE; SHAWN; CHENGPENG; JACKSON; DANIEL; AKIRA; MANGO; NICK; KELVIN; JOEWE

hahas.
loads of pple rt?
hehes
weet~
had so much fun
but dis tyme veri shag;
it's nt even evening and i'm dread worn out
sighs
so din reali chap in the rest and their crappiness lorhs

SHAWN;
ni shi ge da pian zi!
tuah me ar..
humph~
u die ler
still beat me sia
wad onli;
bad guy!
=P

lmao
went to play at the baby pool
wakakas
machiam shi guang dao liu, go back to our childhood days
so carefree sia
played wif ma-sah ma-sah
"boil the nai nai!"
lols
fed nuer and darling wif 'nai nai'
hahas

omg;
zhe daddy so funnie!

weiyi: papa, i wan nai nai!
*me passes zhe bucket*
*zhe squeezing 'milk' out frm his neh neh*
zhe: nah larh. *throws the bucket to weiyi*
yanyi: u see larh, all the milk spilled ler, how to drink sia
zhe: aiyo.. u all hor
*passes bucket back to zhe*
*zhe squeezes 'milk' again*
zhe: nah larh, nah larh.
*passes bucket to me den to weiyi CAREFULLY*
weiyi: aiyo, why ur milk sour sour derh?
zhe: u nvr purify it, of cos it's sour larh
me: pls lorh, breast milk don nid to purify derh can
zhe: mine is cow milk
yanyi: ohh.. so u admit dat u're a cow larh?
*all of us rolling on the sand laughing out real LOUD*


hahs
omg, to tink dat the zhe whom i'm so afraid of jing ran pei he us joke around
sighs;
fan er chengpeng din even tok to us can
(nt inculding sukii and alfreda)
zhe's so funnie
ahahahas

went back to Pasir Panjang there eat again
nth much lorh
jus dat alfreda was sick.
heard she gt gastric and fever
sighs
oso duno wad can i do for her
let her eat, the food too oily;
don let her eat veri cruel
tsk tsk tsk
meimei, nxt tyme mus tke gud kaiire of urself larh
don alwaes make the pple round u worry for u ler
-_____________-

yea;
reali had a real fun fun fun dae
hahahas
((:

Friday, February 2

i'm back at victoria's house
cos the stupid woman chased me out of the house
asking me nt to return
*wadeva*

browsing through friendster
cb coddy
look at his shoutout

"Treasure Your Family & Friends ! Although Parents Might Nt Allow Us To Do something We Like BUt ITs Alway A CARE for US - NT everyone can have a Happy Family So treasure Them,,,,!"


stupid asshole
he muz haf did it on purpose derh can
tmd
gu yi wan to zhen dui me
wtf

wadeva it is larh hor
i jus simply hate him to the core
i duno why

and the stupid jiawei keep asking me to call coddy
NO FUCKING WAY man
hahas

argh!
i'm so bored bored bored!
hahas
go edit photo ler!
yippies


at This Fashion
act cute, but failed sia


took when vic and elaine trying out our "clubbing" outfits
hahas