Gu zhar wu chee eh char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the
sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite jia-lat
oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she
become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai ma
bao-ka-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhua, she liak.
Tai ji zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay pia eh ah-pek got one son call Ah
Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never go party
before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Ma na
eh sai kee, this one bah ru li eh sisters wu
standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters
and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay jia, buay koon and buay pang-
sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then
she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an zhua li
boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "wa ai kee, lau-bu kong buay-
sai,so boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah,
kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, cheng-kor,
after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,
already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the
char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah si bei jia-
lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
"Wah-lau eh, si bei heng ah, chee kor buay pai."
Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah
lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch
here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on
the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good
4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and
then tio tao-pio, zhit-pa ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau kay poh and
then kah kee cho sheng lee.
Simi kuan eh sheng lee wah mana eh zai.
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