Happy April Fool
dis year grow up ler, nvr tua pple liao
hahas
ben lai wanna tua jiawei*hottie derh
budden lack of ideas wad to tua him
sianz
everi year oso sae like pple nt fun derh
so din tua lorh

victoria called me!
hahas
at last; i'm missed by my laopo
=P
wad the jeremy kaopeh-ing infront of her sae wad i no phone veri difficult to contact me
paiseh hor, if u reali wanna contact me, there ARE ways
tons of it
wad stupid excuses are u gifing
me no phone?
u, ur ownself oso got no phone hor
don go to other pple and kaopeh say difficult to contact me
btw, u don even nid to contact me ler
i don haf such a fwen like u
wang en fu yi derh
i'm nt ur spare tyre
don cum and find me onli when terry's nt free
no entertaintment provided fucker
u can jolly well forget abt ur chicken rice, duck rice, bah chor mee and wadeva u claimed i owe u
i duno wad u said or wad i did to make victoria tink dat we're together

btw, victoria tua-ed jiawei ler
oso no point
hahas
plus, the both of us reali haf telepathy sia
victoria told jiawei dat she likes him
hahas
so lame can
the jiawei actually believed lorhs
but in the end, (so sorry to jiawei) victoria wished him a veri happy april fool's day
lols
lame shyt sia

yanyi's even worse
she go tua so mani pple but onli jay din reply her msg sia
gosh~
so sad
biao bai shi bai sia
saddening
she tua-ed chengjin
hahas.
all of the msges chengjin replied was jus punctuations
first msg: ?
second msg: !!!
third msg: ...
he din send a fourth msg back
lols
another lame fuck

ATT: VICTORIA YEO MEI ZHUANG
i'm nt together wif jeremy larh
don hu si luan xiang okie
NO WAY and NEVER!
ask him fuck off frm my lyfe, thanks laopo
i duno such person as JEREMY TAN ZHONG QI

i miss candy, serena and er jie
sighs
i miss candy and her blind fuck and the chen wei lian's jokes
i miss serena and i reali miss toking to her during working hours
i miss er jie and her hum sum-ness =P
all of us are nt innocent when there's no customers around
the horny and dirty side of us cums out
heh heh heh
measruing if ur breast is sagging is candy's favourite
she's alwaes at, i duno why
complaining and arguing dat it's nt accurate
hahas.
i've alwaes agreed
cos if weiqin did haf breast, i'm afraid to sae dat he would be so disappointed to find out dat his breast is sagging tremendously using our measuring method
lols
*fell off the chair*

the jeremy jus called my house
yeah, wadeva
asking me to go out
wahahas
how funnie
no way i'm going out can
look at the tyme nw
nt onli i don wanna go out
plus, my curfew is up soon
in like er, abt 15-20mins tyme?
siao
plus, i cant bring myself to meet him animore
no no no
wad's the funnie part is dat he called my house and asked where i am
wtf?
do u tink i can bring my house phone out?
hahs
*imginating myself carrying my house phone walking dwn the streets in the middle of orchard*
bwahahahs
how idiotic can he be?