Happy April Fool
dis year grow up ler, nvr tua pple liao
hahas
ben lai wanna tua jiawei*hottie derh
budden lack of ideas wad to tua him
sianz
everi year oso sae like pple nt fun derh
so din tua lorh
victoria called me!
hahas
at last; i'm missed by my laopo
=P
wad the jeremy kaopeh-ing infront of her sae wad i no phone veri difficult to contact me
paiseh hor, if u reali wanna contact me, there ARE ways
tons of it
wad stupid excuses are u gifing
me no phone?
u, ur ownself oso got no phone hor
don go to other pple and kaopeh say difficult to contact me
btw, u don even nid to contact me ler
i don haf such a fwen like u
wang en fu yi derh
i'm nt ur spare tyre
don cum and find me onli when terry's nt free
no entertaintment provided fucker
u can jolly well forget abt ur chicken rice, duck rice, bah chor mee and wadeva u claimed i owe u
i duno wad u said or wad i did to make victoria tink dat we're together
btw, victoria tua-ed jiawei ler
oso no point
hahas
plus, the both of us reali haf telepathy sia
victoria told jiawei dat she likes him
hahas
so lame can
the jiawei actually believed lorhs
but in the end, (so sorry to jiawei) victoria wished him a veri happy april fool's day
lols
lame shyt sia
yanyi's even worse
she go tua so mani pple but onli jay din reply her msg sia
gosh~
so sad
biao bai shi bai sia
saddening
she tua-ed chengjin
hahas.
all of the msges chengjin replied was jus punctuations
first msg: ?
second msg: !!!
third msg: ...
he din send a fourth msg back
lols
another lame fuck
ATT: VICTORIA YEO MEI ZHUANG
i'm nt together wif jeremy larh
don hu si luan xiang okie
NO WAY and NEVER!
ask him fuck off frm my lyfe, thanks laopo
i duno such person as JEREMY TAN ZHONG QI
i miss candy, serena and er jie
sighs
i miss candy and her blind fuck and the chen wei lian's jokes
i miss serena and i reali miss toking to her during working hours
i miss er jie and her hum sum-ness =P
all of us are nt innocent when there's no customers around
the horny and dirty side of us cums out
heh heh heh
measruing if ur breast is sagging is candy's favourite
she's alwaes at, i duno why
complaining and arguing dat it's nt accurate
hahas.
i've alwaes agreed
cos if weiqin did haf breast, i'm afraid to sae dat he would be so disappointed to find out dat his breast is sagging tremendously using our measuring method
lols
*fell off the chair*
the jeremy jus called my house
yeah, wadeva
asking me to go out
wahahas
how funnie
no way i'm going out can
look at the tyme nw
nt onli i don wanna go out
plus, my curfew is up soon
in like er, abt 15-20mins tyme?
siao
plus, i cant bring myself to meet him animore
no no no
wad's the funnie part is dat he called my house and asked where i am
wtf?
do u tink i can bring my house phone out?
hahs
*imginating myself carrying my house phone walking dwn the streets in the middle of orchard*
bwahahahs
how idiotic can he be?
Sunday, April 1
Saturday, March 31
Sentosa outing!
yippies~
(=
xiaoxiao, weiyi, yanyi, jacqueline, suki, alfreda, hazel, meiyee, jiawei, zhe, jackson, chengpeng, uncle neo, akira, nick, kelvin, jeffrey, daniel, mango, zhiwei, stella, sabirna and xinyi
adding on to me would be 24 pple ler.
hahas
met up wif weiyi, yanyi and jacqueline in the morning den waited fer the rest
noeing they would be late, go play arcade first
i de-prove ler!
my para non-stop can get an overall B grade one
but todae got C
humphs.
xiaoxiao called weiyi,
asking us to wait fer jackson, zhe, jiawei and meiyee
xiaoxiao going in herself wif uncle neo
jeffrey and hazel would be going on their own later
alfreda and sukii alreadi reached ler
-.-
yanyi called jackson,
Yanyi: hello, jackon ar, where are u?
Jackson: huh? who are u?
Y: i'm yanyi
J: yanyi? who sia? i duno who
Y: oh oh oh, i'm josephine
J: orh.. josephine ar.. yarh, i noe
Y: ...
wahahas
was playing para at dat moment when yanz called
i was like "huh? diaos. wad? i heard my name alrites?"
den missed alot lorh.
ultra-high heels leiis, wad do u expect?
play arcade ler jiu went dwn to Flash and Splash shop shop lorh
the Ripcurl shirt so nice!
awww.. i wannnn!!
26bucks + 10%
cheap alrites?
i like the material, veri sporty jersey like
hehes
(=
den walked past NUM
walaos.
my singlet, bag and sandals haven buy yet!
HUIWEN!!!!
argh~
lols
after waiting fer so so so long,
we decided to go back up to the express to wait fer jackson and the rest
=3
while going up the escalator, weiyi and i spotted jackson
he and his unmistakble NIKE bag and purple shirt backview
hahas
zhe looked so horrible when he doesnt haf enough slp
moody, angry, irritable kinda mood bahs
all of us din dare to tok to him
lol
but in the end still toked to him
ehs, it will look werid nt toking to him alrite?
machiam anti-social
i'm veri friendly derh worh
*pukes pukes pukes*
so surprised he answered in a i-din-expect-him-to-tok-in-dat-tone manner
hahs
zhe's nt so scary afterall
stupid me
jackson sae go eat first
so go Food Republic eat lorh
jackson sat beside zhe
woolalala
i sat infront of jackson, weiyi beside me
jacqueline beside weiyi, yanyi beside jacqueline
hahas
so weird sia
jackson and zhe went to buy first
they ate nasi padang bahs
me and weiyi went to buy chicken rice, cos hokkien mee got alot of pple
when we came back, zhe and jackson were alreadi half way through liao
how ill-mannered sia.
they started without us
assholes
shared half of my rice with yanyi
wth, shouldnt haf
cos weiyi couldnt finish; plus i was oso hungry alrites?
din haf breakfast derh
yanyi ended up eating quite alot of rice
hahas
=P
rubbish bin
dots
bought tix lorh,
7 tix leii
me, weiyi, yanyi, jac, jackson, zhe and daniel
hahas
i feel like a tour guide while gifing the rest their tix
hahas
saw xiaoxiao, uncle neo, sukii, alfreda, kelvin, mango, stella, zhiwei, sabrina and xinyi upon reaching
omg
wad the.....
shall nt elaborate much on dis part
pei xiaoxiao and uncle neo go koufu buy things eat den me, weiyi and jac go change
guess who we saw?
nick and chengpeng!
chengpeng the asshole
=P
weiyi bought the kid's beach toys thingy frm the island shop
hahas
so cute sia!
i'ma pro in building sandcastles!
heh heh heh
cos the others' sandcastle cant stand
wakakas
tot wanna go collect more water to solidify the sandcastle derh
who noes, the stupid suki came frm the back pull me into the water
the asshole yanyi oso played a part.
tmd
i was wet at the back, dry on the front
went outside koufu asked xiaoxiao pei us go play water
hahas
looked so stupid carrying the watering toy watering the floor outside koufu
and wif zhe, nick, chengpeng and uncle neo looking
definately wasnt a veri gud idea afterall
wore chengpeng's USA singlet the whole day
hahas
feel so bad, made it dirty sia
weiyi's even worse, wore my jersey machiam she went fer a sand-&-mud war
so dirty can
yes zhe, yanyi told me wad u said to cheepeng huh
don tink i wont noe worh
hahas
wad i like his singlet
i he zhi like his singlet leii, i like the singlet's owner oso
*oops*
no larh.
chengpeng's jus cute;
nothing more
don u jus agree dat he's cute?
he IS cute alrite
so darn cute
omg
den wore jeffrey's shirt hme
hahas
his NEW shirt summore
omfg
i wore so many diffrent shirt todae sia
i'm so gonna buy my NUM singlet, sandals, shorts
and of cos, the Ripcurl racerback tee
stupid chengpeng, threw the volleyball at my *er-hem*
nearly no mother's day okies?
pain sia
zhe is another kuku kia
cannot differentiate netball and volleyball
cos i was playing the ball setting and underhand-ing;
zhe, chengpeng and yanyi were oso there
Me: *playing playing* *rest*
Zhe: woah, netball jiu shi netball derh hor
Me: -.- it's nt netball, it's volleyball
Chengpeng: haha. tio sut
Me: tsk tsk tsk. hais
bloody hell
their target was me
jeffrey, me, weiyi, jac and hazel ran all the way to the opposite island
haha
but in the end the target was me
i all the while tot it was either jeffrey or hazel sia
*tio stunnted*
kelvin came, pulling me into the water
told him i'll go in myself
hahas
i veri guai okie
i went all the way until the water lvl was at my chin hors
stupid big rock, make my leg so pain
fuck it
Me: eh, wait larh. my leg pain okie? the stupid rock there, i duno
Chengpeng: okie okie, den u don move. cos the target is u
Me: huh? wad the..
C: zhe, faster! her leg pain, cannot move!
Me: wtf? *die liao*
Zhe: don fake ar. where got rock?
Me: REALI LORH! DWN THERE REALI GOT STONE, DEN I DUNO MARH
C: yarh, dwn there reali got rock
Me: *gifing zhe the 'see?-see?-told-ya' jiao bin* =P
went to pasir pangjang there eat dinner
weiyi, jac, kelvin, daniel, mango, zhiwei, stella and xinyi din go
me and yanyi took bus there
gosh~
i sat beside jackson
puhhh
wad luck
ate hum!
woolalalas~
my favourite sia
den you tiao, duno wad bang bang ji, kang kong, da cong dan, satay, BBQ stingray
uncle neo and yanyi keep adding liao to my plate
how nice of them
stupid zhe, say i'm clever ler, noe wad to drink to make my neh bigger
-.-
all along i KNEW soya bean milk can alrite
all sorts of milk oso can;
it's jus the effect nt so gud
=P
still say wad i cannot finish my rice derh
pls lorh, i noe i'm veri skinny, but i can eat alot derh hor
btw, suki was the onli one who couldnt finish her rice but could still eat her mango pudding thingy
-.-
i finished everithing on my plate except fer the big chunk of onion yanyi dumped on my plate
tmd, such a big chunk, see ler oso scared ler larh
nt to even mention forcing teh whole chunk dwn my throat
lols
cos nick, cheepeng, zhe, jackson and akira were eating on the same bill
while waiting fer the dishes to cum, akira, zhe and jackson were toking abt Blizzards and ice honkey derh thing
den make chengpeng so out sia.
all the while cheepeng din even say anithing lorhs.
my poor cute guy
*sads*
but nick was more to our side bahs, so nt exactly left out
toking to me, yanyi and uncle neo
oh, i mean cursing me getting diarrhoea fer eating the spoilt cockles
when i din even eat any of the spoilt ones
i mean, would i be so kum gong as to eat the spoilt one when i noe how to spot it?
xiaoxiao was the one who ate one spoilt one
hahas
omg, hope she feels alrite bahs
oh oh oh oh, i forgot to mention abt the spaghetti kelvin and mango cooked at hme
hahas
it was alrite bah except it's kinda bland, as in tasteless;
no poison bahs, cos no one went to bomb teh palawan's toilet
wanna go sentosa again!
hahas
so fun!
had more fun den the other tyme
lols
P.S: chengpeng's so so so cute!
omg.
and i'm so sorrie fer making his shirt dirty
i offered to wash alrite, but he said it's okie
i'm nt a meanie
=P
darn cute he is huh.
yippies~
(=
xiaoxiao, weiyi, yanyi, jacqueline, suki, alfreda, hazel, meiyee, jiawei, zhe, jackson, chengpeng, uncle neo, akira, nick, kelvin, jeffrey, daniel, mango, zhiwei, stella, sabirna and xinyi
adding on to me would be 24 pple ler.
hahas
met up wif weiyi, yanyi and jacqueline in the morning den waited fer the rest
noeing they would be late, go play arcade first
i de-prove ler!
my para non-stop can get an overall B grade one
but todae got C
humphs.
xiaoxiao called weiyi,
asking us to wait fer jackson, zhe, jiawei and meiyee
xiaoxiao going in herself wif uncle neo
jeffrey and hazel would be going on their own later
alfreda and sukii alreadi reached ler
-.-
yanyi called jackson,
Yanyi: hello, jackon ar, where are u?
Jackson: huh? who are u?
Y: i'm yanyi
J: yanyi? who sia? i duno who
Y: oh oh oh, i'm josephine
J: orh.. josephine ar.. yarh, i noe
Y: ...
wahahas
was playing para at dat moment when yanz called
i was like "huh? diaos. wad? i heard my name alrites?"
den missed alot lorh.
ultra-high heels leiis, wad do u expect?
play arcade ler jiu went dwn to Flash and Splash shop shop lorh
the Ripcurl shirt so nice!
awww.. i wannnn!!
26bucks + 10%
cheap alrites?
i like the material, veri sporty jersey like
hehes
(=
den walked past NUM
walaos.
my singlet, bag and sandals haven buy yet!
HUIWEN!!!!
argh~
lols
after waiting fer so so so long,
we decided to go back up to the express to wait fer jackson and the rest
=3
while going up the escalator, weiyi and i spotted jackson
he and his unmistakble NIKE bag and purple shirt backview
hahas
zhe looked so horrible when he doesnt haf enough slp
moody, angry, irritable kinda mood bahs
all of us din dare to tok to him
lol
but in the end still toked to him
ehs, it will look werid nt toking to him alrite?
machiam anti-social
i'm veri friendly derh worh
*pukes pukes pukes*
so surprised he answered in a i-din-expect-him-to-tok-in-dat-tone manner
hahs
zhe's nt so scary afterall
stupid me
jackson sae go eat first
so go Food Republic eat lorh
jackson sat beside zhe
woolalala
i sat infront of jackson, weiyi beside me
jacqueline beside weiyi, yanyi beside jacqueline
hahas
so weird sia
jackson and zhe went to buy first
they ate nasi padang bahs
me and weiyi went to buy chicken rice, cos hokkien mee got alot of pple
when we came back, zhe and jackson were alreadi half way through liao
how ill-mannered sia.
they started without us
assholes
shared half of my rice with yanyi
wth, shouldnt haf
cos weiyi couldnt finish; plus i was oso hungry alrites?
din haf breakfast derh
yanyi ended up eating quite alot of rice
hahas
=P
rubbish bin
dots
bought tix lorh,
7 tix leii
me, weiyi, yanyi, jac, jackson, zhe and daniel
hahas
i feel like a tour guide while gifing the rest their tix
hahas
saw xiaoxiao, uncle neo, sukii, alfreda, kelvin, mango, stella, zhiwei, sabrina and xinyi upon reaching
omg
wad the.....
shall nt elaborate much on dis part
pei xiaoxiao and uncle neo go koufu buy things eat den me, weiyi and jac go change
guess who we saw?
nick and chengpeng!
chengpeng the asshole
=P
weiyi bought the kid's beach toys thingy frm the island shop
hahas
so cute sia!
i'ma pro in building sandcastles!
heh heh heh
cos the others' sandcastle cant stand
wakakas
tot wanna go collect more water to solidify the sandcastle derh
who noes, the stupid suki came frm the back pull me into the water
the asshole yanyi oso played a part.
tmd
i was wet at the back, dry on the front
went outside koufu asked xiaoxiao pei us go play water
hahas
looked so stupid carrying the watering toy watering the floor outside koufu
and wif zhe, nick, chengpeng and uncle neo looking
definately wasnt a veri gud idea afterall
wore chengpeng's USA singlet the whole day
hahas
feel so bad, made it dirty sia
weiyi's even worse, wore my jersey machiam she went fer a sand-&-mud war
so dirty can
yes zhe, yanyi told me wad u said to cheepeng huh
don tink i wont noe worh
hahas
wad i like his singlet
i he zhi like his singlet leii, i like the singlet's owner oso
*oops*
no larh.
chengpeng's jus cute;
nothing more
don u jus agree dat he's cute?
he IS cute alrite
so darn cute
omg
den wore jeffrey's shirt hme
hahas
his NEW shirt summore
omfg
i wore so many diffrent shirt todae sia
i'm so gonna buy my NUM singlet, sandals, shorts
and of cos, the Ripcurl racerback tee
stupid chengpeng, threw the volleyball at my *er-hem*
nearly no mother's day okies?
pain sia
zhe is another kuku kia
cannot differentiate netball and volleyball
cos i was playing the ball setting and underhand-ing;
zhe, chengpeng and yanyi were oso there
Me: *playing playing* *rest*
Zhe: woah, netball jiu shi netball derh hor
Me: -.- it's nt netball, it's volleyball
Chengpeng: haha. tio sut
Me: tsk tsk tsk. hais
bloody hell
their target was me
jeffrey, me, weiyi, jac and hazel ran all the way to the opposite island
haha
but in the end the target was me
i all the while tot it was either jeffrey or hazel sia
*tio stunnted*
kelvin came, pulling me into the water
told him i'll go in myself
hahas
i veri guai okie
i went all the way until the water lvl was at my chin hors
stupid big rock, make my leg so pain
fuck it
Me: eh, wait larh. my leg pain okie? the stupid rock there, i duno
Chengpeng: okie okie, den u don move. cos the target is u
Me: huh? wad the..
C: zhe, faster! her leg pain, cannot move!
Me: wtf? *die liao*
Zhe: don fake ar. where got rock?
Me: REALI LORH! DWN THERE REALI GOT STONE, DEN I DUNO MARH
C: yarh, dwn there reali got rock
Me: *gifing zhe the 'see?-see?-told-ya' jiao bin* =P
went to pasir pangjang there eat dinner
weiyi, jac, kelvin, daniel, mango, zhiwei, stella and xinyi din go
me and yanyi took bus there
gosh~
i sat beside jackson
puhhh
wad luck
ate hum!
woolalalas~
my favourite sia
den you tiao, duno wad bang bang ji, kang kong, da cong dan, satay, BBQ stingray
uncle neo and yanyi keep adding liao to my plate
how nice of them
stupid zhe, say i'm clever ler, noe wad to drink to make my neh bigger
-.-
all along i KNEW soya bean milk can alrite
all sorts of milk oso can;
it's jus the effect nt so gud
=P
still say wad i cannot finish my rice derh
pls lorh, i noe i'm veri skinny, but i can eat alot derh hor
btw, suki was the onli one who couldnt finish her rice but could still eat her mango pudding thingy
-.-
i finished everithing on my plate except fer the big chunk of onion yanyi dumped on my plate
tmd, such a big chunk, see ler oso scared ler larh
nt to even mention forcing teh whole chunk dwn my throat
lols
cos nick, cheepeng, zhe, jackson and akira were eating on the same bill
while waiting fer the dishes to cum, akira, zhe and jackson were toking abt Blizzards and ice honkey derh thing
den make chengpeng so out sia.
all the while cheepeng din even say anithing lorhs.
my poor cute guy
*sads*
but nick was more to our side bahs, so nt exactly left out
toking to me, yanyi and uncle neo
oh, i mean cursing me getting diarrhoea fer eating the spoilt cockles
when i din even eat any of the spoilt ones
i mean, would i be so kum gong as to eat the spoilt one when i noe how to spot it?
xiaoxiao was the one who ate one spoilt one
hahas
omg, hope she feels alrite bahs
oh oh oh oh, i forgot to mention abt the spaghetti kelvin and mango cooked at hme
hahas
it was alrite bah except it's kinda bland, as in tasteless;
no poison bahs, cos no one went to bomb teh palawan's toilet
wanna go sentosa again!
hahas
so fun!
had more fun den the other tyme
lols
P.S: chengpeng's so so so cute!
omg.
and i'm so sorrie fer making his shirt dirty
i offered to wash alrite, but he said it's okie
i'm nt a meanie
=P
darn cute he is huh.
Sunday, March 25
Friday, March 23
life has been so stressed
sighs
i regret treating u dat way last tyme
wanna make it up to u
i reali do
jeremy tan;
hahas
muacks
<3
hearts him loads
(=
i'm tanned!
woot~
=P
i'm so NT going to sentosa wif jackson dis sun
NO WAY!
i'm alreadi burned
so, wad the hell?
it's jus his bdae
plus, wifout me, there still be mani mani other pple like xiuhui, suki, joys.. blarh blarh
anw, it jus doesnt make ani difference, dat's all
my nehs are squashed, been slping flat on them everinite since the dae i was burned on my back
lols
=P
missing victoria and loads of pple
jiawei, nelson, weijun, poh, alson, choy, johnathan, blarh blarh blarh
long long tyme din see them ler
er-hem, weijun was so mean.
don wanna elaborate animore ler
meanster-noob ass-gamer pro-shi fu
hahas
jiawei's mean too!
omg
he's still the same old jiawei
hahas
wonder how's nelson doing
i'm such a failure
P.S:
Daniel aka jubs,
don ps me
it's jus dat i find dat u're no longer the jubjub i noe last tyme
speaking the truth, frm ur image, i can onli use two words to describe
BENGSTER; DAO
dat's all, i duno whether u realise it or nt
but it's jus wad i tink
i'm nt sure if the other would agree or nt, but dat's the way i tink dat's wad u're nw.
kunxian! where are u?!
where's my treat?
lols.
all the best fer ur other club events.
(=
*hugs
xin-ster!
fuck hell u larh
bo xim kia
ask steven drive us to momo again!
hahas
BANANA-EGG-SHYT!
poooo~!
gtg, my back's hurting
hahas
anione got ani medication fer sunburn pls pls pls, call me!
solution, healing powers wadeva
hahas
zihao! u ought to pass me ur heal nw!
haha.
u promised!
=P
sighs
i regret treating u dat way last tyme
wanna make it up to u
i reali do
jeremy tan;
hahas
muacks
<3
hearts him loads
(=
i'm tanned!
woot~
=P
i'm so NT going to sentosa wif jackson dis sun
NO WAY!
i'm alreadi burned
so, wad the hell?
it's jus his bdae
plus, wifout me, there still be mani mani other pple like xiuhui, suki, joys.. blarh blarh
anw, it jus doesnt make ani difference, dat's all
my nehs are squashed, been slping flat on them everinite since the dae i was burned on my back
lols
=P
missing victoria and loads of pple
jiawei, nelson, weijun, poh, alson, choy, johnathan, blarh blarh blarh
long long tyme din see them ler
er-hem, weijun was so mean.
don wanna elaborate animore ler
meanster-noob ass-gamer pro-shi fu
hahas
jiawei's mean too!
omg
he's still the same old jiawei
hahas
wonder how's nelson doing
i'm such a failure
P.S:
Daniel aka jubs,
don ps me
it's jus dat i find dat u're no longer the jubjub i noe last tyme
speaking the truth, frm ur image, i can onli use two words to describe
BENGSTER; DAO
dat's all, i duno whether u realise it or nt
but it's jus wad i tink
i'm nt sure if the other would agree or nt, but dat's the way i tink dat's wad u're nw.
kunxian! where are u?!
where's my treat?
lols.
all the best fer ur other club events.
(=
*hugs
xin-ster!
fuck hell u larh
bo xim kia
ask steven drive us to momo again!
hahas
BANANA-EGG-SHYT!
poooo~!
gtg, my back's hurting
hahas
anione got ani medication fer sunburn pls pls pls, call me!
solution, healing powers wadeva
hahas
zihao! u ought to pass me ur heal nw!
haha.
u promised!
=P
Wednesday, March 14
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